THE ULTIMATE SNACK STADIUM: INGREDIENTS

The Field:

• 1 Pound of Guacamole
• 15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
• 15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
• 2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:

• 15 Vienna Sausages
• Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:

• 1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
• 1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:

• 58 Twinkies
• 1 Pound of Bacon
• 1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
• 1 Bag of Cheetos
• 1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
• 1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp:

• 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn’t optional. Go buy one.)

(via The Hoboken Guy)